





Expert Procrastinator Set
Expert Procrastinator Pencil Set (6-Pack)
For When You’re Totally Gonna Start… Eventually.
Meet your new favorite desk accessory: the Expert Procrastinator Pencil Set – a hilariously relatable collection of six high-quality graphite pencils, perfect for doodling, list-making, and definitely not doing what you’re supposed to be doing.
Each pencil features a cheeky phrase stamped in gold foil to capture your finest procrastination moods, including:
“Expert Procrastinator”
“I can’t adult today”
“In 5 more minutes….”
“After my nap”
“I’ll do it…..eventually”
“Later is a plan”
Crafted with a smooth graphite core and classic hex shape for comfort, these pencils make putting things off feel oddly satisfying. Whether you're avoiding work, dodging homework, or just daydreaming at your desk, these pencils are here to support your efforts… to not make any.
Great gift for students, creatives, coworkers, or anyone who swears they’ll “start right after lunch.”
Expert Procrastinator Pencil Set (6-Pack)
For When You’re Totally Gonna Start… Eventually.
Meet your new favorite desk accessory: the Expert Procrastinator Pencil Set – a hilariously relatable collection of six high-quality graphite pencils, perfect for doodling, list-making, and definitely not doing what you’re supposed to be doing.
Each pencil features a cheeky phrase stamped in gold foil to capture your finest procrastination moods, including:
“Expert Procrastinator”
“I can’t adult today”
“In 5 more minutes….”
“After my nap”
“I’ll do it…..eventually”
“Later is a plan”
Crafted with a smooth graphite core and classic hex shape for comfort, these pencils make putting things off feel oddly satisfying. Whether you're avoiding work, dodging homework, or just daydreaming at your desk, these pencils are here to support your efforts… to not make any.
Great gift for students, creatives, coworkers, or anyone who swears they’ll “start right after lunch.”